User blog:Jetblackrlsh/My First Experience With Pokemon

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 * So, until now I have never played a Pokemon game, so obviously my first one was going to be Pokemon Uranium because..why not?
 * I named my character "a b$*&#", but you know with the actual word so that whenver someone spoke to me it would be hilarious.
 * I got a lot of laughs from that but other than that the game rather sucks.
 * If you have never played a Pokemon game imagine walking around your neighborhood and traveling from neighborhood to neighborhood.
 * Everyone you meet along the way happens to know what your new hobby is and people will either give you advice, items, or completely useless antidotes about how much proffessors love to do field work.
 * I traveled around, collected some pretty epic pokemon, fought battles, got a gym battle, and collected over 100 master balls from in front of this one guy's house.
 * In the end I was doing alright until I ran up on the cave to Team Uranium.
 * Everytime I tried to go into the cave, it told me I couldn't go in the cave until....and it would just say that without telling me what I needed to do to enter the cave!
 * So I wandered around and essentially became unbeatable as all my opponents couldn't hold up against my level 23 pokemon.
 * I decided to backtrack and go back to my village at the beginning of the game and my mom gave me an Amulet Token or something like that, I don't know, then my sister said something about my father, whatever.
 * I then went to a proffessor's lab that I had been to before. When I went there the first time a scientist was blocking my path so I couldn't walk into the back of the lab. When I went back to the lab after all my adventuring I got dragged through multiple book cases and talked to a couple people who gave me a pokeball and a pokedex. I already had those things! I have literally over 100 master balls because they are just lying around in front of some random old dude's house.
 * When I tried to leave the lab I was trapped. I couldn't get the game to glitch me through the book cases again so I was stuck and I decided to quit the game.
 * So long pokemon...I loved giving you nicknames like Whatufuk and Pimphand!.