The Tyrone Parable

General Information I am so sorry for making this...
 * This is a story about Tyrone, portrayed in a story identical to The Stanley Parable, but with a Tyrone style to it
 * This story was made by Raz. If you take this story, that's alright, I used a lot of references if you didn't notice already
 * Please don't sue me

The Tyrone Parable

This is the story of a man-god named Tyrone. He worked as a Gangbanger in Compton, and every day, Tyrone killed people to satisfy his blood gods, and every day, he performed tasks that a normal person would deem unnatural. But Tyrone enjoyed doing his work, and he enjoyed murdering every day. Tyrone was often considered insane due to the voice of 'Nick'. Nick was Tyrone's best friend, soul homie, and murderer. But yet, Tyrone was happy.

However, one day, something very peculiar happened. Something Tyrone would never quite forget, until, of course, he got his Cocaine the next day. But that isn't important, but what is important is the fact that Tyrone would never forget this, had he been normal. Anyway, back to the story. Tyrone was inside a KFC, robbing the restaurant of all the chicken, after he killed everyone inside. However, when he was looking at the ground, making sure he didn't have any gunshot wounds from earlier, he looked up to see that everyone in the building had suddenly disappeared,without a trace. He looked out the stained glass door and saw that the bodies were gone! He then saw something that nearly tore him to tears. There was chicken all over the floor, with blood and feces all over them. But Tyrone pulled together, and had this thought run through his mind, "I need to get to that big ass tower, for some reason." So began Tyrone's great journey to the US Bank Tower, in which he would find the answer he was looking for. Why? Because the story says so.

Before Tyrone began the pilgrimage towards the tower, he ran home, and grabbed his gun, so he can 'Blap Blap the Mo-fo who did this.' He then began to do a little dance and. "Hey, you shut yo ass up, narrator!" Well if I shut up, Tyrone, how would the story progress...Oh my...No! Don't throw that at m....(EXPLOSION SOUND.)

This is Tyrone. I'ma tell you how this story REALLY ends. Tyrone brings everyone back to Earth, and becomes a godly figure in religion, which formed my religion of Tyrone, he also won a 20 years supply of free KFC chicken, and gets $200 quadrillion, then takes over the playboy mansion, so he now get all the bitches. Hell yeah! Narrating is the best!