User blog:Jetblackrlsh/Potion Mixing

Jet: Why does everyone buy your stuff, my potions actually do stuff, all you sell is LSD.

Jazzy: My potions do the only thing they need to do, get people high.

Strawberry: I would buy your potions if they tasted like strawberries.

Raz: Hey cool pop tarts.

Jet: Don't eat those Raz, those are enchanted Poop Tarts.

Raz: They taste like poop?

Jet: No they give you diarrehea.

Strawberry: I don't care, are they strawberry?

Jet: Yeah they are strawberry.

Strawberry: Fuck yeah, where is the toaster?

Jet: We don't have a toaster, you'll have to use the...what the..Where the fuck is the Microwave?!

Jazzy: I needed my LSD man.

Jet: Bitch Nigga!

Strawberry: Don't worry I can cook it with my strawberries.

Jet: Don't your strawberries explode?

Finley: I like trains.

[Boom! A wall explodes and Mr.Rogers can be seen dancing in his apartment to Pepsi Cola]

Strawberry: Ah I love that song!

[Strawberry starts doing the Milk Shake Dance]

[Jazzy starts doing the saxophone roll]

Ms.Beverly: What the hell happened to my wall?!

[Jet distracts Ms.Beverly with a Poop Tart]

Jet: Jazzy can your magic fix this wall?

Jazzy: Nope, I'm going to go do some LSD.

Jet: But the wall...

Jazzy: That was Strawberry's fault?!

[Jazzy takes a Poop Tart and flies away on a stream of rainbow poop]

Jet: Shit!

Finley: Literally.

Tyrone: We can blame it on Reverse Velociraptor.

Strawberry: Tyrone!? When did you get here?

Tyrone: Raz's neck snapped when the wall exploded.

Finley: So what do we do now about the wall?

Jet: Fuck the wall, I am going to go get a new microwave.

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